
Mike Tomlin, Mike Tomlin Imposter to Pistol-Holding Juju Smith-Schuster: “You have to kill one of us.”
by Andre Pegeron Pittsburgh, PA -- Following Wednesday’s practice at the team’s facility in Pittsburgh, Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin ...
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Jameis Winston Heals Public Image Working With Various Crab-Related Charities
By Andre Pegeron TALLAHASSEE, FL -- This offseason, he’s not just rehabbing his shoulder. As Jameis Winston gently strokes the ...
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John Elway Seen in Redwood Forest Recruiting “Very Tall Trees”
PALO ALTO- While visiting his alma mater of Stanford, Denver Broncos' GM John Elway was seen sneaking into the nearby ...
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New LA Rams’ Logo Designed by “Doug From Accounting”
LOS ANGELES- The Rams' decision to update their look has a surprising origin: their accounting department. It all started with ...
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Bill Belichick Revealed to be Literal Grim Reaper: “I don’t enjoy it, per se.”
RIVER STYX, MA- Newly released documents show that New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick has had a second job ...
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