PALO ALTO- While visiting his alma mater of Stanford, Denver Broncos’ GM John Elway was seen sneaking into the nearby forest to try and entice a Redwood tree into playing QB for his team.

This could spell bad news for 2nd year QB Drew Lock. Although Lock is a human man, capable of playing the sport of football, it could be tough for John Elway to pass up a prospect with these freakish measurables. (240ft tall WITHOUT shoes!!)